My New Truck!

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 12/04/2015 at 23:13 • Filed to: New Whip

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I love it.

I had the dealership add the light bar, as the headlights weren’t bright enough. The grill gives it character and looks different than anything on the road.

Take a second to watch the half minute clip that the dealership made of the truck !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

SVTyler > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:14

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goddammit

PatBateman > SVTyler 12/04/2015 at 23:15

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Pretty sweet, huh?

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:16

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Under_Score > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:18

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Yee yee.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:18

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The hell it is.

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/04/2015 at 23:18

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The video explains that.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:19

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I’m well aware

For Sweden > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:19

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I’d rock it

TractorPillow > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:20

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Knew what you were doing and still clicked it.

PatBateman > For Sweden 12/04/2015 at 23:20

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I mean, if you bought it, would you EVER give it up?

PatBateman > TractorPillow 12/04/2015 at 23:21

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It's a hell of an informative video!!

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:21

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Savage. U got me u god damn savage.

Jcarr > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:22

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How do you expect to pick up chicks with that dinky lift? Needs at least another 10”.

Also, where are the stacks? How do you expect to #rollcoal?

PatBateman > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed 12/04/2015 at 23:23

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You expect a guy that is using the moniker of an insane serial killer yuppie to be a not savage?

Alfalfa > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:23

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Ideal for hauling a boat, camping gear, and 3 friends to a lake in the mountains at midnight.

Or tailgating everyone so they can be blinded by your headlights that are already window height to every other car. On your way to Walmart for a 24 pack of bud light.

PatBateman > Jcarr 12/04/2015 at 23:24

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I'm taking it back next week to get the stacks added. Also, I can't get any more of a lift; that would just be silly.

scoob > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:24

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At first I was like: “LOL. Yeah right.”

Then I was like: “Is this Oppo? Where am I?”

And then I was like: “Oh, phew.”

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:24

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I knew what the dealer clip would be, was not disappointed.

PatBateman > Alfalfa 12/04/2015 at 23:25

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I have it set up so that if I’m tailgating some stupid car, I can just turn off the headlights and turn on the light bar.

It’s called being a courteous driver.

PatBateman > scoob 12/04/2015 at 23:26

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The dealership threw in a flat-billed Monster hat.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 12/04/2015 at 23:27

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You learn to look for those Qs in the URL.

PatBateman > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch 12/04/2015 at 23:28

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I had to add the video so people knew how serious I am about this badass truck.

scoob > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:30

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But what about the Fox Racing stickers?

PatBateman > scoob 12/04/2015 at 23:32

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Nah, bro. Down here, we add Salt Life stickers.

That and Yeti Coolers decals.

scoob > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:34

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but do you even muddin, bro?

For Sweden > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:38

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no, nor would ever let it down

PatBateman > scoob 12/04/2015 at 23:38

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It's designed for the beach. The front bumper doubles as a bench so I can sit on it and look like a badass while I'm fishing.

PatBateman > For Sweden 12/04/2015 at 23:39

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As long as you didn't run it around and hurt it.

deprecated account > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:46

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You are evil.

PatBateman > deprecated account 12/04/2015 at 23:50

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Wacko > PatBateman 12/04/2015 at 23:59

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That and a place for your beer.

Nibby > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:04

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Nice try.

Wacko > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:04

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Sorry about your small penis.

Yes I watched the video, this comment was because of the video.

shop-teacher > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:20

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Good buy! ;)

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:28

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Damn it I clicked the link.

Wobbles the Mind > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:32

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Dat sound system tho!

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:51

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Leadbull > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 00:58

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I clicked for Rick.

You always come through for me, Pat!

DrJohannVegas > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 01:37

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If you aren’t Rickrolling using physical media, you aren’t really trying. You’d be surprised how easy it is to collect a stack of cassette copies of Whenever You Need Somebody . The art is in the delivery. Hope your new truck has a cassette deck, or an aux jack which supports 3.5mm jack output from a Walkman, because I’m never gonna give this up.

$kaycog > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 09:13

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That.Is.Awesome!!

PatBateman > $kaycog 12/05/2015 at 09:22

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$kaycog > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 09:23

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GIF so cute!

bob and john > PatBateman 12/05/2015 at 09:33

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we need to pull you out of the mid 2000s.

god fucking dam it, I cant believe I fell for that

PatBateman > bob and john 12/05/2015 at 09:35

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I fell... IN LOVE WITH THAT TRUCK, YO!!!